In typical Family Guy fashion, last night’s episode began with Peter having an affair with a Kathy Ireland cutout and somehow led to Lois finding out she’s Jewish.

During the appropriastely named episode, “Family Goy,” Lois was initially reluctant to change things and begin to accept her new religion, while Peter was all about it until the novelty wore off and his father’s ghost told him to stop.

In the end, Lois decided not to switch religions, but not before we got some classic Family Guy quotes out
of the episode.  Here’s some of our favorites:

Chris: Hey dad, where you going with that cutout?
Peter: Oh hey kids, this is Kathy, we’re designing lifestyle products together. It’s completely legitimate, but don’t tell your mother!

Lois: Peter, stop that! We’re not having sex, I just told you I have a lump!
Peter: I have a lump too and mine’s easier to get rid of

Lois: Mom, you’re Jewish?
Barbara: I’m sorry we never told you dear, when we were married, your father made me conceal the fact so we could get into country clubs

Meg: Mom, is sodomy illegal if you’re Jewish?
Lois: I hope so meg, I really do
Peter: It’s not, Lois…. it’s not

Peter: This family believes in the Easter bunny. He died for our sins in that helicopter crash

Jesus: I am a Jew
Peter: Prove it. What’s a 9% tip on a $200 dinner?
Jesus: It’s $18, which is very fair

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