Season 4
| # | Title | Orignal Air Date |
| 01. | North by North Quahog | Sunday May 1st, 2005 |
| Peter decides to take Lois on a second honeymoon. But when things go awry, they end up posing as a famous actor/director to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they inadvertently discover a copy of “The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This.” Peter and Lois attempt to destroy the film and end up in a high-speed chase with two Catholic priests hell-bent on saving the movie. | ||
| 02. | Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High | Sunday May 8th, 2005 |
| When Chris’ teacher wins the lotto and quits, Brian fills in as the substitute. All’s well until Brian is moved to another class where he must teach troubled kids to aim low. Meanwhile, Chris is instantly smitten with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to be with him if he kills her husband. But when Lois finds the teacher’s written instructions in Chris’ laundry, she and Stewie conspire together to find answers and teach Chris a lesson. | ||
| 03. | Blind Ambition | Sunday May 15th, 2005 |
| Peter becomes jealous of his friends’ achievements - Mort bowls a perfect game, Joe gets a guilty Quagmire off on unsavory charges and Quagmire accidentally saves a woman’s life - so he decides to break a Guinness record to achieve something that he will be remembered for after he dies. After accidentally blinding himself, Peter wanders into the Drunken Clam while it’s on fire and unknowingly saves Horace from the flames, becoming a local hero. | ||
| 04. | Don’t Make Me Over | Sunday June 5th, 2005 |
| When Meg asks a cute boy at school on a date and he turns her down, she looks to her family for support. In an effort to cheer her up, Lois takes Meg to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but it’s Meg’s new look that has the record producers singing their praises. So the Griffins form a traveling family band that takes them all the way to New York to perform on “Saturday Night Live”. | ||
| 05. | The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire | Sunday June 12th, 2005 |
| When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta’s house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position. Peter identifies the other man as Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland of his wife’s extracurricular activities. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn’t take it lying down. | ||
| 06. | Petarded | Sunday June 19th, 2005 |
| At a game night among friends, Lois lets Peter win at Trivial Pursuit, which leads Peter to gloat and think he’s a genius. Brian knows the truth and challenges Peter to prove his intelligence by getting an IQ test. But when the test results determine Peter is legally mentally challenged, everyone ends up looking stupid. | ||
| 07. | Brian the Bachelor | Sunday June 26th, 2005 |
| When “The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog, they recruit Brian to be a contestant. He signs up for the free martinis and food, but ends up falling in love with the reality starlet, Brooke. Brian wins her heart – and the final rose – but when the cameras are turned off, this romance made in TV heaven takes a turn for the worse. Meanwhile, Chris gets a horrible case of acne. | ||
| 08. | 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter | Sunday July 10th, 2005 |
| When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner’s son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months. But when Neil starts dating another girl, Meg becomes jealous and goes on the hunt to find a boyfriend of her own. Meanwhile, Stewie goes gaga over his hot new babysitter, Liddane. | ||
| 09. | Breaking Out Is Hard to Do | Sunday July 17th, 2005 |
| 10. | Model Misbehavior | Sunday July 24th, 2005 |
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