Season 5
| # | Title | Orignal Air Date |
| 01. | Peter’s Got Woods | Sunday September 11th, 2005 |
| When Brian attends a PTA meeting, he meets Meg’s high school teacher and starts to date her. This new relationship puts a strain on Peter and Brian’s friendship, so Peter finds solace in new best friend, James Woods. Meanwhile, “The Da Vinci Code” leaves Stewie unable to sleep. | ||
| 02. | The Perfect Castaway | Sunday September 18th, 2005 |
| When Peter and the guys go on a fishing trip, they end up in choppy waters that leave them stranded on a desert island. Months later, the guys are rescued from the island and Peter returns home to discover the new man of the house has a bark that’s worse than his bite. | ||
| 03. | Jungle Love | Sunday September 25th, 2005 |
| When Chris discovers he’ll be hazed as part of a high school ritual, he runs away to South America, where he assimilates to the uncivilized, tribal culture. Meanwhile, Peter is forced to look for a job, but after several failed attempts he decides he’s tired of starting at the bottom of the ladder. While Peter visits Chris in the South American jungle, tribal members treat him like a god, but both Peter and Chris learn that they can’t run away from their problems forever. | ||
| 04. | Don’t Make Me Over | Sunday October 2nd, 2005 |
| When Meg asks a cute boy at school on a date and he turns her down, she looks to her family for support. In an effort to cheer her up, Lois takes Meg to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but it’s Meg’s new look that has the record producers singing their praises. So the Griffins form a traveling family band that takes them all the way to New York to perform on “Saturday Night Live.” | ||
| 05. | PTV | Sunday November 6th, 2005 |
| After a controversial mishap occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite television shows. Peter retaliates by creating his own TV station – “PTV” – which he operates out of the Griffin home. Peter and Brian create some edgy hits for the station, until the FCC shows up and starts to regulate their everyday life.
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| 06. | Brian Goes Back to College | Sunday November 13th, 2005 |
| After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian lands a job with the prestigious New Yorker. However, his college dropout status haunts him so he decides to go back to Brown University to get his degree. As Brian struggles to pass his class, Stewie enjoys the college lifestyle. Meanwhile, Peter and his friends combine forces to help the city (or so they think).
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| 07. | The Courtship of Stewie’s Father | Sunday November 20th, 2005 |
| When Stewie intensifies his efforts to kill Lois, she thinks he is acting out and orders Peter to spend more time with him. They begin to do some bonding until a theme park outing ends disastrously. Meanwhile, Chris does some bonding of his own when he develops a friendship with Herbert after breaking his window.
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| 08. | The Fat Guy Strangler | Sunday November 27th, 2005 |
| When Lois drags Peter to the doctor for a physical, his prognosis is clear: he’s too fat. This news drives Peter to form the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. Meanwhile, Lois discovers her long-lost brother, Patrick, and fights to get him released from an insane asylum. But a string of fat guys go missing soon after, and Peter and the NAAFP ban together to get to the bottom of it.
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| 09. | The Father, the Son And the Holy Fonz | Sunday December 18th, 2005 |
| When Peter’s dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mishap leaves Stewie stuck living in a bubble, Peter searches for a new religion finding faith in his television hero the Fonz. But “Happy Days” are not quite here as the newly established Church of the Fonz struggles to retain its members.
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| 10. | Brian Sings and Swings | Sunday January 8th, 2006 |
| After an accident lands Brian in the hospital, he has a near-death experience that leads him to take a new lease on life. He finds a passion for singing and develops a new nightly gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his “live in the moment” lifestyle only goes so far. Meanwhile, Meg’s sexuality swings the other way.
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| 11. | Peter’s Done It! | Sunday January 22nd, 2006 |
| 12. | Patriot Games | Sunday January 29th, 2006 |
| At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a big-shot millionaire to impress his classmates, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control. Peter makes a drunken run for the bathroom that impresses Brady and lands Peter a spot on the New England Patriots football team. Life is great for the Griffins until Peter’s new high profile goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie.
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| 13. | I Take Thee, Quagmire | Sunday March 12th, 2006 |
| When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question. But when Quagmire’s bachelor tendencies resurface, he takes some serious steps to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Stewie fights against breast-feeding withdrawals when Lois tries to wean him.
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| 14. | Sibling Rivalry | Sunday March 26th, 2006 |
| After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy. But after the operation, Peter’s sex drive becomes nonexistent. When Lois packs on some extra pounds, Peter’s interest is renewed and things heat back up in the bedroom until her unhealthy eating habits get the best of her. Meanwhile, Stewie’s half-brother and archrival Beltram confronts him and they declare an all-out war for control over the playground.
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| 15. | Deep Throats | Sunday April 9th, 2006 |
| When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he’s corrupt. Determined to expose his shady ways, Brian and Stewie go undercover and discover that Meg is in deeper than they thought. Meanwhile, a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk singing days. Unfortunately, they also revert back to their hippie ways and Chris must stage an intervention.
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| 16. | Peterotica | Sunday April 23rd, 2006 |
| After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it. But when Carter gets sued for Peter’s book on tape, he loses all his money and is forced to become a middle-class citizen, much to his chagrin. Meanwhile, with the flick of a switch, Chris becomes a genius and competes with Stewie to take over the world.
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| 17. | You May Now Kiss The…Uh…Guy Who Receives | Sunday April 30th, 2006 |
| While visiting the Griffins, Brian’s gay cousin Jasper announces he’s engaged to his partner and wants to be married in their home. But when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog to cover up an unrelated scandal, Brian becomes a crazed activist and resorts to hostile ways to change the mayor’s decision. Meanwhile, Lois questions her view toward gay marriage and Chris joins the extremist “Young Republicans” group to win a girl’s heart.
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| 18. | Petergeist | Sunday May 7th, 2006 |
| After Joe builds a new home theater system, Peter tries to top it by building a multiplex in his backyard and discovers an Indian burial ground. But when he takes an Indian chief’s skull, the house becomes haunted and Stewie pulls a “Carol Anne” and gets sucked into the television. Unfortunately for the Griffins, getting Stewie back from the poltergeist is just the beginning.
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