Archive for Episode 11
After Lois encourages the family to go hiking, Chris and Stewie end up lost in the woods for a few days. While gone, Chris admits he has a crush, and when the two are rescued, Chris is portrayed as a hero in the newspaper and Stewie encourages him to take advantage of his situation and ask out the girl. We find out the girl has down syndrome and she ends up saying yes to going out with Chris. The date doesn’t end up going well when Chris keeps screwing things up for the girl and she “dumps him.”
Meanwhile, when Lois went to a psychic while the boys were in the woods, she starts believing in them. Brian tries to convince Lois that psychics are b.s. by demonstrating even Peter with minimal training can fake being one. Unfortunately, Peter ends up convincing himself he’s a psychic and ends up helping Joe and the police attempt to stop a bomb. When it fails and the bomb blows up, he admits he’s not psychic.
When the rodeo comes to town, Peter begins training for the bull riding and enters as Peter the Kid. Peter ends up get tossed by the bull and umm… raped. Yeah. Meanwhile, Brian meets an editor who gives him a job to write about the plight of the teenage girl for Teen Vogue. After following Meg around, he discovers she’s been secretly dating a prison inmate, Luke (Chace Crawford) who she met through a school pen pal mission. When Luke breaks free and stays in the Griffin household, they family discovers him and calls over Joe. Joe arrests Luke… and Meg for harboring a fugitive.
When Meg gets out of jail, she comes out an hardened thug who terorrizes the whole family, including umm… raping Peter in the shower. Eventually Brian calms Meg down by showing that someone did care about Meg when he shows her his piece in Teen Vogue. Aww. Adorable and only three teenagers had to have their skulls cracked in, one baby punched, and one grown man analy raped multiple times. That’s a happy ending.
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